Homework

I didn't do my homework because..

I did not do my history homework because i do not believe in dwelling in the past.

I did not want other kids to look bad.

A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and i never saw it again.

Another pupil fell in the lake and i jumped in to rescue him.Unfortunately my homework drowned.

Our Furnace broke and we have to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.

I'm not at liberty to say why.

I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo,a scooter and a bag of frozen peas.Trust me you don't want to know the details.

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

My mum used it as a dryer sheet.

My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalised.

I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

I was abducted by green-skinned,three-eyed,pig-snouted space aliens and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

My parents were sick,and unable to do my homework last night.Don't worry,they have been properly punished.

WE HAD HOMEWORK?!

I see your lips moving but all i hear is "blah blah blah".

I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hardworking teachers.